White people! I have a well-thought-out plan! Show up somewhere tomorrow and do something! THAT will teach those parasites!

Do you think 'K. Hunt' was teased a lot as a kid?

Mr. Hunt has cunningly timed his racist White Man March with the many St. Paddy's parades happening nationwide tomorrow... I assure you, he will think he had the Whites out in droves. Drunken, drunken droves.

I am filled with antiques about sex. I am buy curios. I am buy curios all over antique row.

In what seems to be a spell of fated irony, the dog pooped in the living room this afternoon, shortly before this post was published. My boyfriend has never done that, to my knowledge. So chalk one up for him in the life partner column I guess.

Tuesday is too early for an orgy?

There's a reason for the existence of the term "manflu".

Oddly, "The Hidden Mickey" is my name for my penis.

"Tomorrowland...Main Street USA...Toon Town and Frontierland...and Adventureland. Each of the five areas of the park is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you."

I—and all of my friends—consumed Warheads as a matter of proving our manhood when we were in middle school. At that time, Warheads were the epitome of, "Oh god, why did I put this horrid, terrible thing in my mouth," and the ability to consume one (without biting, mind) without flipping the hell out meant you were a…

I have a family member who is a heroin addict and does this exact same nodding off trick.

As someone who lives downtown in a huge city and takes public transport I can tell you that this certainly looks like a heroin high and that it is most likely not some other condition.

alternate title: Holes 2

You can tell this is fiction because no one has ever masturbated thinking about Shia LeBeouf.

"Gainsbourg's character begins to cry while having sex with Shia LaBeouf's penis, and then screams, "I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.""

Yeah. I can really relate to the shitting on the stairs since that's what I do when I'm in love.

This just made my day!

I am in absolute love with Robby! My word is he adorable.

Rock and roll leads to dancing leads to drugs and alcohol, which leads to car accidents and kids dying. So it makes total sense to ban it!