I am just SO EMBARRASSED for her every time Tyra does anything. But she's not, so meh, good for her.

Wow, hyperbole much? Also, by that logic, people should stop telling Lena Dunham to diversify the cast of Girls, and the racists who complained about Rue and Cinna being black in the Hunger Games were totally justified.

No, no, he was steering the ship with his penis.

Guys. Right before he's about to climax...stop. Run to the kitchen in your French maid outfit. Whip up an omelet. Poor it on his "member.' He'll be so hot and bothered, he'll buy you anything you want.

In all fairness, it might be "put a scrunchie on his dick".

Ooh, I know this! Let's see... It's Cosmo, so the answer is... Stick a finger up his butt!

There's a gay joke somewhere in there....

OMG Mater finally snapped!

Most convicted murderers are men. I bet there is a conspiracy there too.

I'm mostly interested in when he saw LeBron James' penis. That's got to be an interesting story.

Praise be to raptor Jesus.

Agreed. I think stigmatizing mental illness in that way is irresponsible at best.

I agree. I also suspect there's a lot more going on with this story than the letter-writer has said, because this woman is behaving like someone who is being jilted by a lover who was not clear about the temporary and casual nature of the relationship.

I think the expat's friend is acting pretty inappropriately, and boundaries need to be set, but damn, calling her a "batshit harpy", a "wackjob", and comparing her to a serial killer really rubbed me the wrong way. There has to be some room for women to act badly - and, especially, to handle their own emotional needs…

Have you ever heard of a bad idea so sublimely tasteless and terrible that you fall to the ground and mutely curse the gods who have forsook you and all of your wretched mortal companions?

Aww, she thinks she is important.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Congratulations, you are ugly enough to stay in Saudi Arabia! Worst. Prize. Ever.