Nope, I read the whole article. He got the gist, and I'm someone that digs satire and tongue in cheek comedy, but I'm inclined to think that the author of the original post took himself very seriously. Perhaps with the specific examples he used he was trying to be funny, but the core message he was going for he…

I'm not asking this sarcastically, but because I'm wondering if I missed it, but where did it say she was a feral child?

A heartwarming story about a bunch of unpaid college interns who spend hundreds of hours learning the dance of negotiation in the workplace, as well as how to twerk properly, only to walk away with an autographed copy of Lean In, which as they will sadly learn, will not pay their bills. But damn it, if they don't…

Better than Step Up: Lean In...

Dogs sense of smell are so powerful that by smelling your crotch, your dog can tell who you've had sex with. The Inside of a Dog is a great book written by a canine behaviorist. Lots of cool facts and things in there, like this.

Im curious about what the size of the dress is in the kit? Does it come in larger sizes, or are we assuming only skinny petite woman do walks of shame, because larger women don't have sex (as we all know)?

This delights me

Well, this sums up my whole relationship

Better than 'The Goofy'

open expressions of racism make them all tingly in their naughty places

Well this is clearly a no brainer of no (and I never said this means that it's safe. Also this would be neglect, not abuse), but my point would be that if it was her methadone dose it would be because of her doctor, not as a result of a direct action of hers.

While this definitely looks like an opiate high, I was also considering that maybe this woman's on methadone and her dose is way too high, or she's abusing subs. I know it's probably heroin, but I am preferring to consider that she's decided to get help by getting on methadone and has just started and it's too much,…

And Oliver, eating a cheesy (he's just like Garfield) potato while wearing a little sombrero

Behold Robby, the love of my life, who will be 15 in a few months. Not too shabby looking for an old man

They can feel it at 3 days old (I used to work with a professional breeder/judge)- we would remove dew claws, and they felt it, but definitely less than they would at a later age.

Oh man, she's not going to hire you?!?! Your feelings must be CRUSHED! Boy did she show you!

Someone had to say it. Sheesh. Then is it also other people's responsibility to suffer my dog shitting on their lawns and running about in public places? Dogs DON'T JUST APPEAR, YOU KNOW! Someone has to create internet entertainment for the masses, and since we all enjoy, WE ALL MUST PAY!!!

Wow. That's fucked up. But probably not more fucked up than trying to make Pocahantas or the Hunchback of Notre Dame into movies for children.

I think that no matter how good your parents were or how lucky she was for their love (and I'm sure she was), that there was probably a lot of scars there that their love no matter how strong could have fixed. Not to say that people can't just turn out to be turds, but I don't think it's a matter of being able to…

I don't know- I think that a lot of the reasons she lists are one's you see on body positivity blogs, just with a Jesus-twist. For example, stretch marks being 'glory marks' is very similar to the 'tiger stripes' sentiment expressed in one of the often posted inspirational pics. If you took the word God out of a lot…