This. legitimate laughs.

Juan-ever

Someone needs to tell Rochester Appliance that that "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is not a mission statement. It should be part of a value statement. How did no one point this out to them when they assembled their business plan?

Babies can't be psychologically addicted, but they absolutely can be physically addicted when they're born. You can't go through withdrawl as babies do born on things such as methadone if you're not physiologically addicted to it.

The past may not exist, but the pain and emotional scarring most certainly does exist in the present. Sensations are real as you said, and past trauma actually gets stored in the body as sensation that this woman is no doubt experiencing. Part of a way to release it is in doing cathartic things such as writing the…

By no means, that was a true story. We have murder shows on literally all of the time in our house. I used to have home nursing services, and this one nurse used to get so queasy because of the horrific police/murder programs on Investigation Discovery that were on the tv every time she came. I have ID on all of…

One of my favorite movie quotes, useful in a surprising amount of situations. One of the only phrases that can both imply affection or insult.

Don't forget Investigation Discovery (or as my sister calls it, the women who get raped and murdered who aren't me channel). When I moved to go to grad school and realized it wasn't part of the cable package, I almost dropped out so I could move back to my parents' and just major in most predictable ways ways for…

Well it said 'seen at hospitals' not hospitalized. It's recommended that if you get bitten by a cat and it breaks the skin to go and seek medical treatment because of the high risk of infection.

For us insomniacs out there, of course!

Orrrr, that the cats are really doing them a favor and are all "You're depressed and haven't left the house in 3 weeks, that's bad for your mental health. I'll give you a reason to leave. Pick up some Fancy Feast while you're out- you and I need to eat. Bachelor's on at 8."

Or it could be that because more depressed women have cats, that they are proportionately over-represented in ERs from cat bites?

Yeah, my state didn't even make the list, and my guy and I go way longer than 7 minutes

Or: Depressed Women Adopt More Cats than the Undepressed

Surprisingly, not always much. Cat bites hurt like hell, and it's recommended that if you get bit and it breaks the skin to go the the hospital or doctor to get abx, because their mouths are super germy, and can cause infection without much exposure. I'd take a dog bite over a cat bite any day of the week.

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It in essence is a pony, but mini-horse is its own special height designation that is smaller than a pony. In addition, they tend to literally look like a tiny horse, where ponies while obviously looking like horses, they tend to also have stouter, rounder figures in many cases.

Ahh, breathed a big sigh of relief upon reading this. I feel less guilt and shame. Thanks for being so supportive of my coming out. I've read article after article and tried to keep my silence, but it just got to be too much. I needed to let my Jezzies know. "Hand motions are the only communication you need to…

Ahh! I have such feminist conflict. I want not to like him desperately, but in reality, I would totally do him. A friend pointed out though that he looks a super-lot like my boyfriend, so I'm hoping that that's it.

I hear what you're saying, and I've been struggling with it. I think if I felt that what she was doing was genuine in any kind of way and not just a PR stunt, I would feel differently, because it doesn't bother me when other artists (Rihanna, Madonna, Nicki Manaj, etc.) do this kind of thing. But other artists have…