@Spasticteapot: I'm pretty sure it's Photoshop magic, but I just googles "Kia Soulman" and that was one of the results.

I love my Schuco C111. Kinda would love to have the Ciento Once as well.

Soul Man, able to make hamsters spin in their wheels, and help his friends move.

I like it better than the designed by committee/everything but the kitchen sink Juke, but otherwise, meh.

Everyone makes fun of Matter-Eater Lad, until they need him to eat the bars of the jail cell or handcuffs.

"Sienna Family" would probably think it's got enough "swagger", so crack pipe.

So, It's an S-class coupe with Maybach trimmings. What ev's.

Fifth Gear may be considered a pale competitor to Top Gear, but it's still way better than Top Gear USA.

Hot Wheels Sizzlers California 500 set, with a Firebird Trans Am and the Mustang Boss 302

@IdiotCircusBoy: Fifth Gear, I think Jason Plato drove a Lambo Gallardo up to the track, gaining access purely through the growl of the engine.

@Autojunkie: The stereotype isn't that all Subaru drivers are lesbians, but that all lesbians drive subies.

If I remember correctly, armoring is offered on almost every make of car in Brazil. Could just import a used one from there.

My ex owns a Saab, he's right handed. That said, he is also an oboe playing hairdresser, draw your own stereotype from that...

So, I take it a transmission on the doorstep is the Jalopnik equivalent of a horse's head in your bed?

"Darth Vader, your car is ready..."

Shouldn't that be Auto Union, not Audi Union?

The new Ford Focus Wagon (in ST model), apparently it'll be available here on the 5th of never...

Worst. Car. Name. Ever!

This looks like a much better $1000.00 car that the TGUS guys were able to purchase, and it would haul more 'shine, too!

@caucasian: Antonio Berardi Heeless Shoes