Whatever it is, it'll have 22" wheels and be dripping in "bling".

This could do to the convertible coupe what the suv/crossover did to the station wagon.

While I'd love to have seen the clumsy c-pillar addressed, I think they've put their limited money to it's best use in the interior, engine, and exterior changes they've made. As a stop gap measure, it's a good compromise until a new model.

I take it you have blue-green color blindness?

"fan used to blow a fire"

Sorry, the Juke has no attractive angle. It's a mess with almost every styling cue from every Nissan car thrown together on one car. Eww.

Hmmm, I have ask "what's the WORST idea for whoring out a platform?"

@Ray Wert: True, but it doesn't seem too far removed from the U.K.

I'm willing to give the show a chance, but by your own words,

Rolls Royce R6 two stage Wankel Diesel engine. It's 2, 2 great tastes in one!

Seriously? Cujo, yet no Duel?

The vaporware quotient seems kinda high, which is sad.

I remember cruising down the autobahn in our family's Imperial, and how tiny the german cars seemed compared to it. Ah, good times, good times.

It's... Awesssssome!

I remember going to drag races at an air force base in Germany (west at that time) in 1972 and seeing these screaming down the track. I was already familiar with NSU because my dad had a Ro 80, but they reminded of tiny Corvairs. Ahhh, good times, and yes I'm old.

"but Jesse the middle dad was so innocuous that he had to use a puppet to have a learning moment with the creepy twins from the Shining, smoking hot DJ, or the nearly invisible and future Meth-Head middle daughter Stephanie."

"Cruze-based Excelle"

Careful, Mr. Potatohead has got his "angry eyes" on!

Taking 2000-2003 Kia Optima and making it...blander. Brillant!

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