On the plus side, he just saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO.

I hear the Paris Opera House has an underground Laker

Behind the front I heard he's really a secret musclecar fanboy

Behind the front I heard he's really a secret musclecar fanboy

Behind the front I heard he's really a secret musclecar fanboy

Wow, $15K for a Grand National- less than a $3K premium over the standard Regal. That's a touch over $31K in 2012 dollars. NP!

For those of you in the DC area, a trip to the Cammack Tucker Museum is a must (by appointment only). Mr. Cammack has the largest private collection of Tuckers and related memorabilia in existance. He's a trove of minutiae relating to the Tucker Torpedo, and won't let you leave.

FWIW here's a link to Ol' Preston's last patent- hydraulic valve actuation: [www.google.com]

I was going to answer: "reprogram my CAGS skip-shift to go from 1st to 6th gear, instead of 1st to 4th"

MEH- people posting cars on brand-specific enthusiast forums tend to add 25% onto the asking price over what the car is really worth. This poster added 50%. Nice car, but CP

These are pretty common. Most local biker rags have ads for rental services of this kind. Some of the more elaborate configurations have a sidecar for the grieving spouse.

Great list, but sadly missing is TV Tommy Ivo

And here is Carl today!

IIRC US military jet contractors build their engines to withstand sand

I'm big on this Country, but only if the title issues can be sorted out. Here in MD, it's 20+ years old and entitled to "historic" tags.

FWIW the "oh, we got both kinds, country and western" joke was used in the Blues Brothers movie

I wouldn't say that Mr. Salamone is the WORLD's most stereotypical Lamborghini owner (maybe the Tri-State area's). The world's most stereotypical Lamborghini owner can most likely be found here.

Well I'm not a divorce attorney, and I'm not sure he's trolling for clients at rallies, but I guess an attorney like that gets his clients either through advertising or personal referrals.

As I fellow attorney, I estimate that Mr. Salamone probably consumed about $1000 in otherwise billable time in preparing his rebuttal. Pretty well done.

I was thinking more of this