Joel- did you get any pushback from Legal about "the ad"?

This one

After graduating high school in the 1980's, some kid was presented with the dilemma of going to college or finishing his custom Corvette project. Sadly, he apparently chose the latter.

Cool - My parents' first car was a 1968 Tempest in that same color.

Looks like Panther Pink

Battleship grey

Verdoro Green

Black and gold

With the wide variety of colors available across the marques, aren't pretty much all colors now available?

Sorry, I'm not interested in anything from Mexico that doesn't come in brick form.

She's wearing my dorm room curtains

My best guess: 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10 are true.

too bad it's false

You do realize that now that this partially fictitious list is on the interwebs, it'll now be sent around as a chain email (or possibly appear on a news website) as gospel.

No. 9 is definitely false, since I was at the Harrah's collection last week and there were no Chevettes.

FWIW the President's Chrysler 300C is currently on Ebay for an asking price of . . . ONE MILLION DOLLARS:

This is somehow Obama's fault

Yup

Does the roof say "General Lido"?

Wonder if there's a pushbar on the front