need moar XT

As a Northern Virginian, you are in a no-man's land. Washingtonians won't claim you, stating "thats VIRGINIA." Those from Richmond and elsewhere won't claim you either, stating "that's DC."

I can get a gently used Testarossa'd Miata for that price. CP!

Why all the Guy Fieri hate? The guy gets paid well to do what he loves.

I would have to agree that 1980 is probably the worst year for cars (from a performance point of view). My automotive engineering textbook, published in 1980, predicted that "by 1985 General Motors estimates 25% of its passenger cars will be Diesel powered." Also, in 1980 the biggest Trans Am engine available was…

More interested in how they stack up against THIS Super Duty

As the parent of two toddlers, I'm intrigued. Make it inflatable with baby farts and I'm in.

the taint is also referred to the "ABC" or "ass-ball connection"

Yeah but I hear they'll all be equipped with Cobb short-throw shifters

That's EYE-gor

The ad has already been removed from Craigslist. This would be the ultimate HOV-lane Q-ship for driving around the D.C. area. Just don't tell me there's a Z06 somewhere with a Prius drivetrain.

Ah, you reach down . . . between my legs . . . ease the seat back

factory workers fear being replaced by robots, proofreaders fear being replaced by spellcheck.

Sandra Bernhardt's really let herself go . . .

Wow, Shy Ronnie's luck keeps getting worse and worse

Try classic Jalopnik view: [ca.jalopnik.com]

Hey I found a picture of "Heather"

Hi Bubba . . .

Is it too late to answer the QOTD about what would Chuck Norris drive?