Should that car be pussy magnet yellow?

Prescription windshields

And here is his family business [www.islandfenceinc.com]

That street name reminds me of a friend with an unfortunate name [www.thunderbay.ca]

A Chrysler exec told me that the SUV will be based on the Grand Cherokee platform and built in the U.S.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. If anything, is should cost less than in the U.S. since they most likely won't be equipping the model with ABS, airbags, seatbelts, etc.

Ford SHOgun

Build more dams

This is what happens when you put the suspension equivalent of stripper heels on your vehicle.

You come from a family of thieves!!

That's OK, under the laws of comedy I can make that joke 'cause I'm the same race. Wait, which race are we talking about?

I thought that scene looked familiar

Thunderbirds are GO!

Wow brings back a lot of memories. My grandfather had a 1979 Seville (diesel- don't get me started on that ), and I have fine memories of being driven around in that car as a kid in the 1980s. You needed a little cylindrical key to remove those wire wheel covers (the kind you need to open a coke machine). The light…