There appears to a lot of bile coming from the posters about the institution of marriage. Rest assured that there are plenty of happily married Jalops out there (myself included).

And here's his wife's car

Not shown: the rims on 50 Cent's Murclielago

. . . and THAT'S why Lamborghini no longer makes cars with manual transmissions.

. . . which is why I try to stay awake behind the wheel by texting.

Pontiac G8- aka the Holden Commodore, the Vauxhall VXR8, Chevrolet Omega, Chevrolet Lumina, Chevrolet Caprice police cruiser. Available in some markets as a ute and/or wagon. This is a good thing.

If I was this kid, I'd be more concerned about having my spine disfigured by a backpack so huge I had to fold down the seat to fit it in the car.

@cargogh: No, but rumor has it that Hugo Boss is in touch with his attorneys.

Sorry, about $12,000 too high (no pun intended). CP

@Count Von Spiegel: What do you think they're going to use for the Olympics?

@Tentacle: That ride was built by twins Eric and Mark K., stars of the "Full Throttle" show on the History Channel from about 5 years back. Good to see they're still at it.

@SagarikaLumos: I agree, but once you go synthetic, you can't go

@Ray Wert: I have no idea! Is is Jalopnik or me? It happened on

@superfluousK: Hey, respect the Goss!

I hope this is a huge success. MSNBC did a piece yesterday about

I recorded so much Motorweek (filmed sorta locally) that my Tivo

@KillerBee: But they're glad to have me with them (Motorweek, not

I just noticed the rage ebbs and flows through the body of his email. Probably due to the multiple bong hits taken during its composition.

Hey I just looked at the "Ten Nightmare Cars You Can't Resist" posting and the 944 is still there? HEL-LOOOOO?!?! What are you waiting for??

Screw his 944. I wanna hear more about his '78 Trans Am!