ChiefIllwhiniwept
Chief Illwhiniwept
ChiefIllwhiniwept

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Counterpoint: Fuck the Cubs.

Steph did have one impressive throwback moment, when he looked like the golfer of old on this [par 4] 8th-hole birdie on Thursday:

Here are some NBA players that are butt now:

It’s truly remarkable how the Warriors haven’t cut his deadweight ass by now, with his lack of athleticism and all.  Maybe he could play a little in garbage time for the Knicks.  Except maybe not, since that would mean playing all 48 minutes a game.

Live a happier, healthier life?

You just can’t cancel games because they are pointless!

As it turns out, being a senile uneducated racist asshole who thinks way too highly of himself actually resonates quite well with modern America.

The only thing I’d add is that Hannity has been the ass trumpet of this theory that its the big bad Federal government screwing California farmers for years. He did a whole set of remote shows from the area during the Obama administration, for example, to air bullshit grievances centered around the protection of the

WTF is “Tgia?”  How does auto-correct do that?

Thanks for bringing that up! Actually, because we have depleted the land’s natural water tables, and because climate change-induced drought has kicked our butt so hard, and because historically the delta is a *wetland*, the land has subsided over the past hundred years of farm use to the point where we need levees to

BUT...

This.

Oh believe me, I have. Blocked and unfollowed him on the Tweeters and the Instergrams and I don’t even use Facebook anymore. I only see him at friend gatherings like weddings or, in this case, a last-second decision to go to Vegas with all of my college buddies for their fantasy draft because I haven’t seen any of

I think I’m going to start worshiping fire as a god. Haven’t come up with a name yet. But some nice chants asking our unforgiving and impartial god to burn away the world would really hit the spot right now.

Just to clarify, he’s likely reffering to a common complaint offered by his Big Boy Friend, Devin Nunes. Basically, a lot of central valley and southern California water comes from the Sacramento–San Joaquin River Delta. There’s a lot of water rights, I don’t understand but I get some of the gist.

Basically, Central

Trump can’t be wrong, in a way that is meaningful to him, because he will never believe that he is wrong, or even think to ask.

You forgot to mention the part about it being California and how just the thought of our state it increases his rambling nonsense a good 10%.