The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

The Muscle Hamsandwich

I think we all know the real problem is that the Packers don’t throw a Hail Mary on every offensive play.

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

McCarthy was misquoted. The entire team needs to lose dead weight. Starting with that idiot calling the plays.

His weight issue made itself quite apparent when he did not score a TD on the Cardinals when he broke away down field. That was sad.

Wow this is almost as bad as when Marvin Lewis complained about Chris Henry’s health falling off.

“I don’t understand the problem” - Jerome Bettis

Sweetness (Type II)

McCarthy can’t coach at that weight either, amirite?

I’m sure 99% of the All Lives Matters d-bags have a Support Our Troops yellow ribbon on their car.

Uncertainty over whether to vote for him or his brother.

Bogut has old man game, the dirtiest kind of game.

What? That’s stupid. The Packers offense didn’t participate. They would receive no such trophies.

If this game doesn’t convince people that the NFL overtime rules are stupid, I don’t know what will. Who in their right mind (besides Cardinals fans) wanted the game to end before getting to see Aaron Rodgers with the season on the line in a road playoff game in overtime?

Fuck you, cunt.

THE OVERTIME COIN DIDN’T FLIP!!! I don’t even...what the fuck is happening?!?!

This is why Noah is such a huge disappointment. How he never developed anything remotely like a shot is so, so frustrating. His trade value has to be non-existent right now.

There is. You know how I know? Cause he's myyyyyy butler.