Excuse me, but I don't think Americans would allow pornography on the internet.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Bowling is a college sport?

I don't understand.

I think we've come full circle now on the "classy" thing now. It used to be lame to laud over "classiness," but now it's definitely more annoying and lame to mock and complain about "classiness."

Funny how San Antonio forgets that Duncan had a foot and a half out the door in 2000 to create the original Big 3 in Orland with T-Mac and Grant Hill and it took a magic fellating from David Robinson to keep Duncan in town.

I think it's pretty clear that of all Lebron James' many flaws as a player, his biggest is probably his poor drafting record.

Dude. All of us Cardinal fans are not douchey. :(

How classy of you to say.

Yes, Tom has the "correct" one.

I'm not a fan of the site either. But the Russell argument is silly, and the rebuttal to such an assertion is pretty basic stuff.

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With Wrigley, I think there are a lot of people who try to do the 'wild and crazy lovable looser' thing and fail miserably because they get too drunk and are just there to party and don't know anything about baseball; I'm not defending those people. This guy seemed to be having some fun with two Reds fan friends to…

This. It is a fun tradition. It's a symbolic gesture of support for one's team, you don't have to read any undue mean-spiritedness into it. Now what this guy did, throwing a ball back that a player tossed into the stands, presumably to fans of his team, is a jerk move.

The guy is a Cubs fan. That should explain it all. I live in Lakeview and last night I actually saw a guy pissing on a church (I believe it's St Andrews) on Addison with his Cubs gear on. I should have snapped a picture of that proud moment. Idiotic classless Cub fans. They should just move to Rosemont but continue to…

Look, I get that throwing home run balls back is a tradition, albeit a really stupid one. Here's a Cubs fan, flanked by Reds fans, catching a ball tossed to him by Cincinnati's Billy Hamilton—and then throwing it back, despite the best efforts of the people around him.

If a tradition puts people in a predicament, there's a good chance it's a stupid tradition.

Because the implication — "I don't want this ball, I only want balls hit or thrown by the laundry that presently represents my city but will likely leave for more money in the future" — is idiotic. It's just a souvenir, a near-valueless object. The only thing less valuable is the strange moral superiority felt by the…

He's mashing a banana into his fax machine at right this moment.

I condem you for your innaporpriate display. I have gone to great pains to understand what possessives are. PLURALS RULE.