"The safe assumption is that Machado was aiming for Abad, and fortunately missed by a mile."

I'm visualizing this woman as she posts these.

I am either not using enough coke or am jerking off all wrong.

as long as you click first, homie

no.

"Wilbon is the fucking man"

So, the correct answer was "cocaine"?

Tighten. The can't say lose weight, just... tighter.

Leave his sex life out of this.

McCann was unavailable for comment, as he was in the middle of teaching his once daily five hour class to Yankees rookies on the Right Way To Play The Game™

Big fucking waaaaaah.

Chicago fans today

I live in chicago but I'm a pens fan. I am amazed that most "hawks fans" have no clue who Writz was or that home games used to be blacked out

My rooting interest was just "not Blackhawks", so I'm content.

Glad it's over, got 2 or 3 days of bitching then WSCR goes into their typical summer format of White Sox/Bears talked rarely interrupted by NBA offseason gibberish. Like 2% of this town actually knows the first thing about hockey but it gets discussed ad nauseum and very few are really emotionally invested.

Goooooo Rangers!

You also lost on the word "world" at 12:09pm today.

You really think Encarnacion will turn white in 15 years?

Bullshit, Sri Lanka IS a USA country in South Asia. That's who talks to you when you ask your iPhone a question. Don't try and fool us with your lying words.