Fuuuck Franco and I are both old

He’s an NBA basketball player. His legs are never going to be 100% healthy.

In the 3rd one he was shooting on a different basket.

Kyrie “I’m the guy who actually won the single Cleveland title” Irving

I’m surprised the dinosaurs from NBA Live ‘11 the Cavs used to replace Irving couldn’t avoid a meteoric collapse.

Shh don’t let people know George Soros sent me here to badmouth the Sixers.

You’re such a huge cock. But not as big of a cock as me.

The best two ideas I’ve seen are:

Don’t stop. I love your unbridled spirit.

Doesn’t make me feel safe.

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Agreed. A guy dumb enough to make that joke is not smart enough to get explosives through security.

I don’t fly that often, but don’t the check-in kiosks do that? I remember right after 9/11 everybody asked those questions but then once the self-service started we stopped getting those questions.

Fuck you.

I’m generally not a Yankee-fan basher, but that “original player” bullshit has got to stop. It’s generally a small-market bullshit (aww shucks look at the Twins homegrown talent) argument, so seeing it from the Yankees just fills me with rage.

It also in theory encourages bad teams to make moves through free-agency and trade to get better. It encourages patience with young stars, and removes the pressure to build a franchise around 1 guy. It took LeBron James and Kevin Durant 2-3 years to turn their teams around. Under your model you can’t just sit around…

You fool. Don’t you realize that the draft is what gives the league parity? If you don’t, you’ll get a team stacked with two of the greatest players of all time, one of the greatest shooters ever, an all-star point-forward, and a bench that is better than most teams’ starting 5. That kind of firepower could break the…

The disease is pseudo-intellectual takes like this one. You have correctly identified three weaknesses that Trump, Clinton, and many other notable politicians of all parties including your favorite garbage third party of choice. I’m with you.

Neoliberal slaughterhouse door sucks but not as much as whatever the hell Trump is.

I sleep well at night knowing the President of the United States didn’t delete a bunch of emails or give speeches to Wall Street.