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haha fuck you guys
Optimus would be proud.
Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…
That's crazy talk. Probably a result of too much confidence.
You have to love how teaching girls “confidence” is on the menu while teaching boys about college, careers and salaries. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if the girls had the opportunity to learn about planning for their future, they’d be a lot more confident. Radical idea, I know.
No he's not. Trent Dilfer is the Ryan Leaf of color commentary. The Trent Dilfer of color commentary is someone like Brian Billick, who just won't make things worse. That's how Dilfer "won" the Super Bowl. He just didn't make things worse.
In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.
No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.
“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”
I have the tiniest Matchbox S-10 pickup and someone had me help them move a small refrigerator, which would have been OK if her 300-lb neighbor hadn’t stood on the tailgate to help us get it off the truck. I even said something and they were both like “aw, it’s fine.” I live in south TX where everyone has a truck 3x…
Draw me like one of your French girls.
Next up: the Seattle Seahawks
“I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.”
This is so badass on Kobe’s part. I’ll flinch if someone on the other side of the room sneezes.
“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”
“What are thoooooose?”