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"Perhaps the police could dress up like scary ghosts...."

I hate the Raiders because the NFL Network has turned EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED TOP TEN PROGRAM into "George Atkinson and Phil Villipiano Bitching About How the Raiders Get Screwed." We get it, George. You think it should be called The Immaculate Deception and everybody who played for the Raiders between 1968 and 1983…

Totally. Looks like his running game amasses about the same net yardage.

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

You should see the way she sits on my face.

Too bad Blowsby's answer wasn't even in the same zip code as the question, and was just a recitation of talking points. Typed up by his secretary, I'm sure.

yea but check this out: nobody cares. if this clip were a scene from a movie, this would still be one of the funniest scenes of all time. it's friday. smile.

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

Standing ovation. This is one of the best-researched pieces I've ever seen on Deadspin. Holy moly, where do you guys keep the DHOF ballots?

I keep waiting for Terry Tate, office linebacker, to come out of nowhere and form tackle destroy her.

Rolf is the only one I question. Always thought he'd return to the homeland and farm goats and beets like his forefathers.

Here's a much better attempt by artist bloochikin on deviant art. Hers actually manages to keep the fun and off kilter personalities of the characters instead of turning them into generic and bland fashion models.

In all fairness, Zack Morris can give a damned fine speech.

I never understood Zack with the Cosby sweater on the beach. And judging by Leah Remini's face, neither did she.

No character profile on Kelly? You jealous dick.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

"I've invited Harman into Kinja in case he wants to share any specific instances of plagiarism."

- Neil Harman

Poor kid's clearly fallen off the radio flyer again.