Baby Got BAC

"She knew the risks of the job and should thus shut the fuck up." - Pete Prisco

Before the team landed on the fungal infected you see in the final product, the zombie-like creatures looked like bald, fanged beasts with stringy fungus growing off their back. Another scrapped encounter shows Joel scrambling away from an infected elephant with tendrils of fungus extending from its legs and blooming…

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]

Without the NFL, me Austin Collie no boinky ouch sad - feel sad room spin Austin SIT! sad

Thanks!

To Matt who drew up the playbook, bravo. You've done god's work.

C. Trent Rosecrans

Is there a non-perverted way to describe my love for Jon Miller's voice? Help?

Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...

This is the closest the Jays will be to getting 7 1/2 back.

We made "conscious decision" to "get in bed" with PBS

Somehow, Kevin Negandhi is behind this.

This kid's going to make an insufferable middle manager someday.

Nicholas Selby : Convocation Speech :: Carlos Mencia : Jokes

...and half of that is taken up by Melrose's hair care products.

Reporter: Do you feel like you're ready to lead this team this season?

2. Screamed at by Kevin Smith that he "didn't want no fucking bitches" in his locker room with him.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

Old school non-HD tube television split screen gaming. In those days I would invent split screen dividers to be duct taped on the T.V. to counter screen watching, haha.