I'm in too!!! This is Lou:

I snarfed my coffee.

Needs more Adrenalina, less ass to ass.

It's a fluffy 'fuck you' to natural selection.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

I have a 15 year old pug who is now deaf and riddled with cancer. He is still having good days and has not met any of our this-is-too-terrible requirements we set at the beginning of his decline yet but I know it will be very soon. My boss has already let me know to not come in that day or the one after.

I have now learned that culturally in some places mushrooms are considered vegetables...although scientifically this does not seem factual nor is that use universal so I am not sure if dumb is the right word here. The server in the story was not American and therefore equally as confused as myself as to way something…

I was in line at a mildly asian-ish noodle bowl food court situation and the woman in front of me asked for all meat and no vegetables. The teenager behind the counter asks she if she would like mushrooms. The woman loudly responds " I said NO vegetables." The teen is confused and asks again if she would like…

I kind of wish I had a brother now. Well, two brothers so there can be a middle one.

i feel like you have spent the exact right amount of time considering this issue and that your efforts have paid off.

No matter how rich you become, please wear mermaid leggings.

Loophole!! Good on you, Dr.Lizard!

I am a woman married to a woman with a different last name so I have botched this whole thing up.

I would like to vacation at Friendenstein Manor.

Marital status and the name of the man willing to give your father goats for the right to own you are the only things that define a woman. She has no real name of her own and once married becomes a language accessory. This is just grammar. Do not question it.

Yay! Any uncoated cardboard will do.

You can compost them. They disappear like magic!

Exactly. I am very short and a bit round all over and a lot of the clothes that I feel comfortable wearing or aesthetically enjoy are not flattering on my body. If things don't cut in at just the right spot or are generally shorter than I feel comfortable with, I look shorter and heavier. The clothes that "fit me…

Her face and name are on just about every site I visited this morning. It is certainly serving her in some way.

But isn't that just another way of saying the same thing? She could belt in her waist and have a more "acceptable" or "conventional" look to her body?

Maybe that's why I like it. Fashion often ends up being about a very few people's definition of beauty that we are all sold and taught to value but it is imaginary. All of these sorts of comments "she doesn't have to be thin but she could flatter her curves" or "be appropriate" or "be polished" or "flatter her…