It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Would you call it corn on the macabre?

I miss mine too. Sure, it wasn’t even close to being cool (I called it a grandma car, as it was literally owned by a grandma prior to me), but it was great for travel between home and school. When I finally decided I needed to get rid of it due to repairs I just didn’t have the money/time for, I think I literally…

Floaty is definitely the official engineering term for it!

“What can we say? John and Charles Wesley were leg men - the line was ‘and clothed in righteousness divine’ not ‘wears pants’”

Not bad. 9/10

You've got to hand it to Pierre-Paul, he's certainly had to have had some serious hand-wringing over exactly who to point the finger at in this incident. First-hand journalism by Schefter is one thing, but in today's hyper competitive digital media, everyone is trying to be #1.

What I Talk About When I Talk About Whatever I Was Just Talking About

that thing looks like a ~ symbol

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and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

Let’s just move everyone out of LA. Then give it to the NFL to build a massive multi stadium facility that all the teams play in. It’ll be like NFL Disneyland. Different tickets get you into one game or all day. Or stay the weekend and see all the sights!

Their fans must be crushed

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

To put this in perspective for those who don’t follow cycling all that closely, Leon Toupalik is one of the very best in the post-doping era, and widely respected by his peers. They won’t take any joy in his pain, knowing his mistake lett them win.

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“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Goddamn autocorrect ruins another punch line.

That's actually a huge misconception. We don't have any women working here full-time—a huge flaw—but we're very racially diverse. Nearly half of us are minorities. It's just difficult to catch by looking at our bylines. I'm black, but I have an unassuming name. Craggs and Wagner are Korean, and so on.