The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

The Ones That Didn't Pass

"Our campaign apologizes for any inconvenience this may have caused."

This joke is not about the NBA. This joke is about you, and your ilk.

Pretty conservative talk for a goddamn lefty.

In Soviet Russia, up knocks you!

Actually, "." means no more "+1." Did you not take biology?

[whistles innocently]

I can offer you a permanent fix for the transfer season blueballs.

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

Don't help them up, you're the Schiano Man,

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

"It gets better."

Sadly, Los Tres Chiflados didn't catch on as much as their Northern counterparts, as the Yanks were more likely to see the subtle humor and dry wit.

+1

Larrydiño: My kick! [Runs toward ball.]

"The bastard never saw it coming."

Bunny: THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAaaaa....

Kid: [patiently waits in line]

What's the difference between Tiggers and Bengals?