There aren’t any ALL CAPS quotes in the article. I’m not sure who to believe.

It’s pronounced Medfid.

I needed something to remind me why boxing is excellent. I also needed something to remind me that that sport needs me and people like me. Not in the cocksure, “yeah, we need you, Kid. Like a dog needs fleas,” kind of way I assume that (sneery, atilpated) Bob Arum thinks. More the “this sport pays the bills for some…

Go back to Dulles, Emmitt. Yur shithammered.

Be funny.

Roger Goodell wants to make this right, so he hands down a 8-10 minute suspension.

This, among many other perfectly good reasons, is why EA is no longer entitled to any of my discretionary income.

White male, grew up in the country. Only thing cops even thought about their guns for was euthanizing an animal struck by a car.

Income=success. Why didn’t I think of that?

Except the 12 women who accused him of sexual misconduct. I feel like that’s “doing something.”

If we already did renounce our fandom, can we ask it of you?

I’m proud to live in a world where words are only as good as the grab-assiest folks what speak ‘em.

I’m voting for the candidate that has the single most pressing issue facing humanity today at the forefront of their mind. You know, our dying planet?

Did somebody hack this account? You can’t possibly be saying “quiet down college boy, your voice isn’t important.” Because that would be almost too pig-headed and self-referential to be satire.

Calling it now: officer gets limited reinstatement; is allowed to resign instead of getting terminated; catches on with another department in TX (Bexar County Sheriff’s is 1st choice, but Harris County is most likely destination); we never hear his name in the news again (if we hear it at all!).

What. The. Fuck...

I think they would be pretty pissed if I did something like that.

This complicates nothing. He died enjoying himself in a way that he, a consenting adult, chose to.

By mathing.

Fish heads fish heads, roly poly fish heads.