You do, but only if you work for the city.

Just so you're clear, you know your buddy Will is mocking you right?

I'm proud to say the NFL hasn't earned a moment of my time or a cent of my money in years. Admittedly, it's for myriad reasons, not just their undeniably poisonous view of gender equality. However, incidents such as these serve to hammer home why I can't view football as anything other than part of the problem.

I guess the mystery behind why Open Carry and the food service industry are always converging is pretty well debunked.

But Albert, how does he feel about the chili?

Re: nope: yup. Silva with the professional foul, that's a textbook straight red. A red every time. The ref was indeed inept, but I don't hear any Brazilians decrying the refereeing. They played poorly and deserved their fate.

Luiz, not Silva.

Up until this season, this is the training video Atletico used to usher in season after season of top flight defensive talent. I reckon their goals allowed is somewhere in the 50 range in this video.

I have read this site almost every day since Will was running it, and I had no idea Craggs was Koren.

The "YoungOnsetDiabetes" killed me. You really captured his voice.

If anyone is interested, those headphones are great. Limited range, but otherwise great.

Deadspin, you know I love you, but this is a case of "once bitten, twice shy." After Marshall Henderson, I'll reserve judgement forever.

He should take lessons from Ueker, that guy used to leave a hot mic for a half inning at a time so you could hear nothing but the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd. That is some awesome baseball.

Shouldn't it be time for super regional for-profit athletic leagues to fill the age gap between "amateur" play and professional play?

I read it, I laughed, thank you for all that you do.

I hate it when my glassboard gets shattered, it's always when I'm about to make toastbread.

I feel like "The South" should be an acceptable answer for about ten of these.

I'm with you. First thing I think of when I see jorts like those is that he's never played a round of golf in his life.

Did you see the chin on that Right Fielder?

That last ring is really a mea culpa. Vlad's finally coming around.