This is why I never trust a man with one arm in a wheelchair.

It was really just one kid, he just had to have that Santa all the way in the back, nowhere near the chute.

Or cut payroll and make a play for a headliner in a year. I guess it depends on your level of cynicism.

Is it possible to tank when your team is just so terrible?

MacKenzie Crook, renaissance man.

I named my son Gianluca. He can thank me later.

The Joe Juneau Rotman's commercial must be found. I feel it would make this list. I feel this strongly.

MA.

Now I understand spring training a little better. It's all an homage.

Cecil Fielder circa 1990.

/Pulsipher'd

From what modern science can ascertain, it's the stunted 16th allele that causes the mental deficiency necessary to watch golf.

I'm so glad you're still here. I can still get satisfaction out of one or two comments.

To think: he was only two weeks away from dusting off this gem.

Woe betide those that must listen to your ill-informed hogshit.

+ f'ing 1.

Bravo, you phony.

There is no common law marriage in Massachusetts, dick.

Any chance we could get a retrospective of the Boston-Orlando series?

@Barry Petchesky: Is that the most true-to-life homage ever?