@Steve U: And, it's no surprise to see England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson in the allegory.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Nick Nolte would like a word with you. Where he comes from, it's less 'passing out,' and more 'suicide attempt.'

Can we not let this turn into sportspickle and choose someone else to make fun of? Sheesh.

It is wrong to say that that picture embodies everything Simmons said about photos of the two of them?