That’s a serious injury that can kill you. She’s lucky in that she didn’t die on the spot, but this isn’t like a broken finger or even a broken wrist. It’s major.

Statutory rape isn’t the issue — if she was under 18 when the tape was made and it gets distributed, that’s child porn.

The species of mosquito that has Zika typically bites during the day. Maybe it doesn’t even live that far north? Not all mosquitos are the Zika kind. It would be nice if you didn't have to worry about every mosquito. Check the cdc.

I think it is because bugs can’t typically stand up to the pressure of the beauty norms in LA.

Can we use this as an excuse to talk about alternative sites. XOjane is garbage and the toast is folding. Where do you guys go for decent comments sections?

I love how she struggles to rip up the papers. Maybe pray for sum muscles grl.

DO NOT FLUSH BABY WIPES! Even if the box says “flushable”. That just means it can fit in the pipes, but wipes should NOT be flushed. Toilet paper breaks down, wipes don’t. They get stuck in filters, cause stops and massive and massively expensive damage to sewer pipes. Your city probably already spends hundreds of…

It was ok until one douchecanoe decided to send me a dick pic after he checked out.

Avg price of hotel in NYC right now: $500 to $600/night

Pretty dick move to say, “match the price of this place that will probably ruin my car because they’re so incompetent. Your guys are trained and I trust them, but I want the price of the place paying felons minimum wage to ruin my car”. #murica

When I was a guardian ad litem, I worked with a ton of teenagers who wanted to get out of their single mom’s house because they had child care duties for their younger siblings. I know how stressful it was for you and those kids, but it also really made me admire single moms. I grew up in a poor area but all my…

um... the step where you reply to the correct post? :)

I am super interested on what happens Saturday. Please check back in?

Things may have changed since I was working on an hourly basis, but I'm fairly certain that legally, you MUST have a lunch break if you're working an 8 hour shift. Not only is this new manager screwing your daughter over in terms of her breastfeeding, I believe they'd be breaking the law regardless.

My daughter works at Olive Garden as a hostess, they were really good to her throughout her pregnancy, shortening her shifts, giving her shifts where she rolls silverware instead of standing at the hostess desk. Before coming back, she discussed the fact that she was breastfeeding with the managers and would need to…

I don’t think the gays own that one. I know the term originally from Chappelle’s Show (an easy girl that likes to give head, basically) but in this case it’s also a play on words to Ozzy biting the head off of a bat.

I thought she was really batty for him.

I heard the worst part is that he was cheating on her with some chicken head.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

Fucking THIS.