Basilisk was so fuckin’ good. Hopefully this is as dark, violent and creative as the original. I could see studios today softening it to appeal to more chibi crap.

The tank fight scene in WW2 was pretty comical yet awesome.

More like the Cleveland Cavel-tears!

His examples were literally the 3 easiest possible. Maybe save Messi and all his tax problems. Also...LaVar Ball “ex athlete”?

Look at mista fancy device-guy over here...you think ya betta than me?

Is Zipser still a thing that’s happening for the Bulls?

LeBron is exempt though, right?

There are probably studies to back this up somewhere...

Let’s put a guy who has a bad ankle in 1) sandals 2) on a pool deck.

“If that player had stood, he’d be fine right now.”

I don’t see anything wrong with that defensive scheme.

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Dear God,

LaVar Ball claims Trump already built the wall, and he dunked over it.

Saints in for a much different pass rush next week.

Why was JCVD crying? Please redact this so it doesn’t ruin the 90s for me.

Can’t tell if this is a sick Phillip Rivers reference or a joke I don’t get...

My question is, why are there not more Drive Shaft tribute bands out there?

I’m sure Brady’s Sno Guru knows a few tricks to help get there on time.

He was just Stallings for a better comeback.