Barry’s mother sounds like she was reading over a pre-written answer.

The lottery they do for tickets is real though. I’ve known 2 people that won it. 20 bucks for 2 tickets isn’t that bad.

I really hope Stammer can make it through an entire season. The playoffs will be so much more fun with him :(

It’s cold AF in Chicago right now, woulda made for some actual use of our football stadium for a change.

Game today should be a good one.

Wasn’t his kid involved in the assault?

Educated 1930s Nazis VS. Uneducated 2010s Nazis: Who Ya Got?!

An Apple a day keeps the punt team away.

They’ve done studies on MayTwo2016's comments, you know. They’re said to suck 60% of the time, all the time.

Waow!

Lotta dust flying around my condo during the Bickell segment at the draft.

Jon Lithgow is getting ready for so many Footloose reprisal roles.

I hope they all got a giant flyer about Prince Harry’s wedding, with their termination in fine print on the bottom.

This is amazing. The kid actually believes that his fully funded yacht trip around the world is the same as his dad/uncle’s trip where they: had no idea what they were doing (I can barely pilot a Hobcat), sunk the fucking sailboat (also sailboat to Caribbean??), and chilled around Cuba.

His ex-fiancee’s last name is Slocumb. How is this joke not brought up at least 5 times in the piece? This site has really gone downhill.

Kessel is such a method actor...using that “Holiday Weight” look.

(Assuming you’re not in a major metropolitan area) Does stand to reason that an in-door ballpark would supersede a regular ballpark? Does Minnesota uses it field in the off-season for events?

You snooze, you lose!

(missing 3-5 fahkin’s)

Yes, yes, this is all nice, but...