It so happens a friend of mine just told me this story last weekend.

What’s to stop these fighters, or the more entrepreneurial ones anyway, from starting their own league? Is it the “UFC” brand that’s worth all the money? Personally I don’t care what the league name is, I’ll watch good fights. Just like if the bottom 85% of players left the NFL and started their own league in direct…

Hey Will, what beer should I drink with my dinner? Should it be the same beer I consume to excess later in the evening? Suggestions for both?

#NeverForget

Sex, Drugs, Rock, and Roll.

Did anybody else see Andrew Shaw say, "fuckin'" in his post game interview with Pierre McGuire?

Apparently Evander Holyfield moonlights as a security guard now. And he really hates his job.

Sean, I just want to say thanks for all these posts. They're very inspiring. I'm may be about a year ahead of all the stuff you're going through now. At my peak, I was 318. I'm now 220 and just finished my 2nd half marathon yesterday. I can relate almost identically to all your "Recovering Fat Ass" posts, so I just…

Easy. Anything with the words "Unsubscribe" in it is usually junk mail. It skips the inbox and gets a "Newsletters" tag applied. EXCEPT if it comes from facebook, pinterest, or twitter (hence the "-.twitter.com"). If you use the minus sign, you can remove those from the filter.

I mean 1. He wasn't running full speed, and 2. this is spring football. I'm positive the defenders were told to not even touch him.

This all seems like a lot of financial mumbo jumbo to me, and most of the questions asked don't have any solid answers without seeing more data. What can you say for sure about what's all in the document?

Of COURSE he's good at softball, the Catholic church INVENTED Church League softball. I bet he can out-drink Andre the Giant, too.

Drew, they sell something called "Beef Suet" which is nothing more than beef fat you render down so you can get to that magical 50/50 ratio. I've been using it in my chili for years. Fuck you, arteries, it's the Super Bowl.

If his last name was not Te'o, but instead Toe, would Rex Ryan draft him just for the foot fetish boner I'm sure he would get?

I really hope someone smart out there figures out a way to sync my work Exchange account with my family's shared Google Calendar. I live and die by that calendar. And I can see all updates almost immediately on my iPhone, on the web calendar, and on Outlook calendar on my work computer. Sweet mercy!

You're the best commenter on the interwebs.

1. JaVale McGee

That's awesome! I live in Springfield, IL (close enough to Peoria) and when I turned on the late NFC game, hoping it would be SF @ NO, and saw it was the Cardinals and Rams, I thought to myself, "I wonder if we're the Deadspin 'Which TV Market is Getting Screwed?'" Indeed. Indeed.

The money's on Obama, gotta go with it.

Brilliant.