Chewbakkah
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Chewbakkah

He bought the car; it is no longer Ferrari's property.

Don't worry about it. You millenials have no money anyway. Y'all are living with your parents, since you have been screwed by the Boomers. That's why the few of you that can afford cars are driving Prius.

Looks like a Puma to me

Yeah, I know what you mean, one time I drove a Nissan Versa and it was substantially worse than my Focus ST.

No, you should shut your damn mouth.

"Remember that 100,000 mile 10 year thing, you know, the only reason you buy the slanted H instead of a legit Honda?

I thought the parking app for dicks was called Grindr.

Obviously Humpty Dumpty hired the wrong team.

I don't think they took the "top 30", just 30 drivers.

corvette would win, but everyone would complain about the interior

25 year import law: the reason why we can't have nice things.

hahahaha exactly!! Then he'll finish the race in last place, do totally unnecessary damage to his car and make his "team" work all night to repair it, brag about how he killed it in qualifying, blame the crash on someone else, and somehow take the spotlight off the actual winner.

Hey Patrick, I think it would be easier for us to spot Block if you photoshop a cloud of smoke and dirt around his car.

"A hatch would've been faster."

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

How many times do you have to tell people to wear a fucking helmet???

I mean, considering that I live below the poverty line on an income that changes drastically week-to-week, my personal financial situation is definitely insecure, but it's much more likely that I was simply trying to put a new twist on an old joke.

All these cars, and I'm stuck on how they couldn't get the spacing right for this photo.

"Need it, need it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, need it, need it, got it, got it, got it..."
- Jay Leno & Jim Glickenhouse as kids

Usually I'm all for calling someone an asshat. Doesn't matter what they've done, or who they are, but in this instance I'd say the asshat mantle is undeserved.