Mom, Dad, I’ve gathered you here today to let you know that I love you. I like spending time with you. That’s why the wife and I have decided that we’re moving in with you.

No, dad, its not because I want to save every penny for a Hellcat Grand Cherokee.
Ok maybe it is. Yes. It is.
-Chewy

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Yeah they’re asterisk but lets call them stars.
I give you all the stars for this one.

I don’t like the “win the lotto” type of scenarios. I prefer the “rich uncle says he’ll buy you two cars of your liking. But you have to maintain them after that.” with the caveat that you can’t turn around and sell them for profit. But that’s not as easily explained.
Assuming that I have to maintain the two cars when…

When they give you money to take the car that’s no longer called buying.

How’s T-Mobile coverage in your area? Do you have home internet?
T-Mobile will give you a free wifi router for your home to enable you to do wifi calling and texting. (Kinda like your booster) Also their family plans are pretty reasonable. I have unlimited data as well. You might want to check what they could get you…

I’m “grandfathered” (hate that term) into T-Mobile’s first Jump! plan before they altered it to the one that it is now. As of now you have to pay off half of your phone before eligible to trade it in for a $0 balance so you can get a new phone on the same deal. With mine (the original one) I can trade in every 6…

What does the Trailhawk @ $31k offer that the Wrangler Unlimited Sport can’t?
Other than MPG I guess.

I take it that you are in some type of management position?
In my story the world is run by idiots.
In your story the world is overrun with idiots.
Sad truth is we’re both right.

I imagine this is how planning went for this mission:

Remember when if you got a decent deal you could get a corvette for this price?

Right, I’m saying with the cost of education in the United States steadily rising, and the over saturation of educated people in the job market driving down competitive pay we’re going to have problems. Big problems, very soon.

haha, right. 30-35% debt to income, and that includes student loans? Banks will be changing that policy pretty soon or they’ll have nobody to loan money to.

Nice write up.
Now what I’d like to know is how do I go about buying a 2003 Corvette Z06?
I don’t have the cash in hand to throw down on a $20k-$25k car. I can come up with a $5k down payment, and can easily afford the $400/month payment that you would expect on a car of that price. But the real problem is that the car…

Had a 2006 Mini Automatic.... I know, but it was for the wife. Had to have the transmission replaced, yes the whole damn thing, at 83k miles. Luckily I had an extended warranty that was still valid for another week. They said they did $10k worth of work on the car that go around. I had it appraised the week I got it…

Pretty sure thats a Lamb Dude.

Yo Dawg,
I heard you like to drive, so we put a car in a car so your car could drive while driving blah blah blah, worn out joke.

I heard they’re shit to drive.

Yeah, don’t get me started. I was just on vacation in the SF Bay area. You literally can’t go 2 minutes on the road without spotting a Prius. <sarcasm>They’re SOOOO much better for the environment. Batteries grow on trees you know. </sarcasm>

Enviromentalists
#yesthemisspellingisonpurpose

Did you ride in a first gen or second gen one? The magride should solve much of that ride quality on the newer ones.