beating citizen nick to the punch, but i submit this one as the earliest example

I'd do it this way. Z06x style

Because they wanted to silence the stupid people complaining about no auto in the Z06 package. (All 3 of them) While still assuring that everyone would buy the manual as it should be.

no no no, your next car doesn't have to be automatic, your next wife has to drive manual. You have it all wrong.

2014 Toyota Corolla For Sale
Color: White
Ran when parked
Low Mileage
Never raced
A few dings on bumpers

This car certainly grabs the attention of everyone who follows it.

yes, that picture is why citizennick was late to work one day. no joke

Newscaster: He is suspected of robbery.

Me: Yeah he got robbed on that car.

Switched to the video, low speed chase. Not sure what else i was expecting.

I see them every once in a while here. Always driven by women in thier 50's. I kinda want one too. The car not the 50 year old woman.

No in-car extinguisher? He should learn from all the racing rice around Houston that the first thing you buy is an a-pillar mounted extinguisher. Duh!

Hmm, could be interesting. I've never had a FLAME GRILLED POPTART!

My answer will always be whatever car i'm trying to sell at the time.

Spiegel, you misspelled "you're"

LOLDERP

that ledge you speak of is awesome. it keeps gas mileage up by keeping weight down. smack a freeloader's head into it a few times and they'll take their own car.

I was just pointing out that the veloster wouldn't be a cheaper option than the impreza. it is however cheaper than the WRX if thats what you meant.

I tried to…

These guys can do this because the part of a normal person's brain that says "don't do that stupid" is replaced by an extra set of balls.

Why did you type volvo instead of cadillac?

Why would the Veloster make you cheap? My wife's Veloster with the style package was more expensive than my friend's Impreza wagon with the limited package.

Why would you say that? Oh that's because you're going by a stereotype that is outdated. I bet there's a story on Jalopnik that would help inform you of your…

was coming to make the same comment.

Yeah, you're wrong.

Mazda Furai.

I'll take mine non-burnt-to-a-crisp style.

Officer: Sir, do you know why i pulled you over?
Journalist: I have an idea.
Officer: Sir, why in hell would you drive that fast on a public road.
Journalist: It was on fire, I was trying to put it out?
Officer: You may go.