Fuck that. Johnson is the guy you build around. Get him to the fucking super bowl and give him the chance Barry never had.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Of course they will probably just hire Mayhew’s assistant to replace him.

Can anyone figure out what Kessel said back to him? I am a fucking piece of shit at reading lips.

I think odds should be set and wagers taken on this.

No wonder the Trail Blazers keep theirs in a cardboard box in a broom closet. It all makes sense now!

Military spends money on propaganda. Shocking.

I am on board with the bridges fear, though mine is more focused on overpasses, especially if I am on foot. I just imagine it collapsing and me along with it and I will collide with the ground at the same exact moment overpass crushes me while getting plowed into by a semi truck on the freeway. Fuck overpasses forever.

Aaaaand we’re Dunn.

Since I became president of FIFA, we have made FIFA a big commercial company.

When I was a kid, my older sisters would always con me into getting something for them that was upstairs or on a different level of the house than them. This is how the conversation went:

See, something for everyone.

Using your mental and physical skills to try to best an opponent at a competition centering around a game. Sounds like sport to me.

Welcome to 2015. I hope your hibernation went swimmingly.

Yeah the Ewok thing gets old. I am a huuuuuuge SW nerd and I love Jedi. The Ewoks never bugged me, sure they were only created to sell a lot of toys, but they still added to the story arc by portraying the ultimate ‘little guy vs the Empire’ and proving sticks and stones could beat lasers and technology with enough…

My sophomore year of college I lived in a dorm room with a ghost. I left for Thanksgiving that year and when I got back I could see a light in my room flicking from on to off. Thinking this curious I grabbed my stuff and went up to my room. When I got upstairs I turned my doorknob, and much to my surprise found it to…

So blowing up an entire planet full of peace loving citizens isn’t evil? Fuck that guy.

Thank you for saying this, after recently starting a grave shift I quickly came to realize it fits me so much better than mornings, and I get way more sleep.

Stanford men are only book smart, not street smart.

I didn’t know he played tennis at Degrassi.

Fuck you.