I woulda gone with this one:

I don’t need any more internet comments today after seeing this one, thank you.

Mass Effect is one of the worst, they couldn’t even figure out the right skin tone.

I admit I am late to this, but how was Utley not ruled out when Tejada clearly tagged the bag and held onto the ball after his leg had been broken?

I had a buddy recommend it to me years ago and haven’t looked back since. Personal preferences aside, I feel the easy answer is yes. It’s a no brainer, you almost always have fries with the burger, which means we know the taste combination works, plus it adds some salty flavor to the overall awesomeness of the burger.…

Man I love putting fries on my burgers, though I won’t order a ‘fry’ burger, I will just do it myself. I mean, you already eat the burger with fries, why not combo it up?

Some of the criticisms of Life Less Ordinary are spot on, especially too much stuff crammed in with not enough time to develop, and it didn’t help that Diaz overacted the whole thing, but damn, I love that movie. Pretty much the only damn rom-com I will willingly watch. It may be the worst of his movies, but I still…

I understand that he is a very well connected man, but how are these articles gaining no traction?

I procured some ‘Cookies and Cream’ Fudge Stripes for $1.95 this week. I am still, obviously, high fiving myself.

One thing about the Rovell interview that made my skin crawl, besides Rovell himself, was at the end, the reporter asking him questions finished by saying something along the lines of, “So this is all just a misunderstanding that should blow over soon?” To which Rovell replied, “Yes.” Insinuating that this was no big…

Booker merely mistook Hibbert for Adrian Beltre.

I take his ‘stay motivated’ comment as the opposite of supporting the idea of a transfer, but maybe that’s just me.

I suppose there are experts at everything. pwned.

Yesssssssss. I have a friend who is a trophy nut and I just don’t get it, she will play games she doesn’t like just to get all the trophies. I understand the challenge/reward feeling it can give, but it just seems pointless. I play just to play, it’s better that way.

Any beer that has to tell you that it is beer is most definitely worth it.

I think we all know the fanny pack comes included with the hair cut.

Maybe they are planning a MOBA.

As a Portland native I can almost guarantee that whoever left this note was some pretentious as fuck transplant.

I went to Ripon, another ‘Ivy League school of the Midwest’ and in the same conference. Welp, at least three of us have heard of these schools before...

I thought the same exact thing.