Perfect! Better than Crecente!

@Jakelshark: It's a legitimate question, and that's literally what I thought upon reading that. I double-checked to make sure this was about basketball betting, then wrote the comment, "Basketball has field goals?". Then, I realized.... basketball doesn't even take place on a field. I legitimately don't under stand.

"But the Aggies held MSU to three field goals"

He's dressed like a miniature Miyamoto...

Wasn't there a joke like this on The Simpsons about fifteen years ago?

Apples to Apples, Whoonu... Actually, go to defectiveyeti.com, Matthew Baldwin is an expert on board games.

Ew... Nobody wants to see kids making out...

Whoa... Especially compared to Portable Ops, the graphics are fantastic! I'm liking how the gameplay looks at well, most notably the "tag" targeting system.

@Elven_Star: Somewhere around FFX2.

It's on both the A and the L... U R MI ALY? Sounds like they're trying to make friends (and amends!) this time around.

Wow, Subrosia is going to be thrilled that he made it onto Kotaku. As if he's not creating enough threads on the Zelda Informer forum as-is...

The silhouette looked more like an evolution of Lucario (sans hand spikes) to me...

@Decoy_Doctorpus: Have you ever known a teenage girl to choose function over form? They've got to have the stylish, thigh-high magitech boots, man.

They couldn't be bothered to replace the sound effects, yet there's one of "Sonic" saying Mario? What was that sound used for in the original game?

Cold turkey is delicious. The one thing I could never quit.

I don't know about there being no new series since D/P... If you consider a single original game to be the potential start of a series, there's Poke Park, Pokemon Rumble and even My Pokemon Ranch. That's kind of splitting hairs, and it can be argued that Pokemon Rumble is an offshoot of Mystery Dungeon, but I can…

Do you have hot cocoa? Winter is made for Tim Tam Slams!

@NicolasCage: They've signed an exclusive deal to be sold at Target in the US.

Tristan is going to have a happy, perhaps bruised, childhood.

@KingArkon: Well, it still used them like arms.