This is amazing. If I somehow won and you didn't (it wouldn't happen, just sayin'), I would totally ask that they give you my comic.

Seriously, when have you EVER seen a male Twi'lek? Also, what's up with the silhouette doing interpretive dance in the second panel?

Well, there's a Rudolph game for the Wii, but while it uses characters from the film, it doesn't really.... Uh...

Heh, "popular Sonic the Hedgehog characters". Gotta love those oxymorons.

@AureateFlux: Ah! I'd actually noticed the Wicket thing, something like five years ago, but shortly forgot and never thought about it again. Thanks for your responses to my questions, but haHA, look again. This story, as well as my original post, are from A YEAR and two months ago! That may explain how you missed it,…

[inset Booma Kuwanger joke]

@StormtrooprDave: @Hongo: It does that to keep Flash stable... As crazy as that sounds. Basically, in an attempt to keep things running smoothly, they made it so that if a flash object was unresponsive for a few seconds (it happens), the plugin will crash. I have no idea why.

@Hongo: That's exactly what they're doing.

Even after upgrading to 3.6.6, the new "plugin container" program was giving me trouble, so I went into about:config and completely disabled the timeout function. It was still causing severe problems, though... Which is why I'm writing this from the comfort of 3.5.10, with update checking switched off (for the time…

@richterbelmont: Great minds think alike?

A better title may have been "Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles".

I have a friend who plans to get Project Na— er, Kinect. I should replace his doorbell with an audio clip saying "Xbox: stop!"

Crecente's hair should have been the smoke monster. Ya done dropped th' ball on that'n, Totilo.

@pressstart: No, because she likes that he likes it.

He may have a license, but if he's a domestic nuisance you can complain to your landlord to have him contain the smell and such.

I'm wearing this shirt as I type.

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@Mozz-eyes: Ah? I'm fairly certain it's Pac-Man...

Further proof:

I actually have one of these. A friend made a converter for it that attaches to the bottom of the NES. I only have one game for it, JJ Tobidase II or something similar to that (a sequel to my all-time favorite NES game, World Runner), which has a Famicom Converter Board on it that makes it playable on my NES