@Xylophone: Yes... Yes! That's it exactly! (shifty eyes)

Heh... When I read the title, I imagined something totally different.

I don't have much to say about the article... but aren't the two at the top from New Dominion Tank Police?

Hmm... Well most people killed Bloopers with their trailing young in Mario 3, right?

Nintendo announcing that it will be focusing more on the core gamer at E3. That's all I really want...

@ReynaldoRiv: It makes for some reasonably funny comic fodder, though.

The sun is rising, and it looks almost parallel to the coast, so maybe it's a beach running from east to west? I live in Florida, but don't really visit beaches a lot... maybe Miami?

I happen to love Blank of Blank 7...

Every time I see that picture, I can't help but stare. That's a lot of feathers! How long did those wings take to make??

@Culebra: I asked that question after seeing this post... I came here just now to mention it.

@plasticmouse: Heh. It did actually, it probably took me almost ten minutes, reading it again and again.

Luke Smith instead of Luke Plunkett

Japan gets cool stuff since it's Nintendo's homeland, and Europe gets cool stuff (Zelda beach towel!) because they get shafted on everything else. I have five hundred coins I need to use, but I think I'll save up just a bit more for Mario bookends or something.

Oh, I saw this on Japan Probe the other day! They take him to a figure store to see what he thinks... "Ooh! Wire!" ...and he runs off to a store across the courtyard/mall/whatever selling wire.

Maybe it has something to do with the twenty friend requests you accept every day?

Poor Ben Bailey. His act is pretty good, but he'll always be remembered as the guy who drove the cab with the disco floor ceiling...

@Ueziel: I'm ashamed. I really am.

In all fairness, if the only cereals available to me were Bran Flakes and Frosted Flakes, I wouldn't make a meal of them that often either.

I still can't believe WayForward is finally making another Shantae. Unfortunately, the only word that truly expresses how I feel is "stoked".

In the small Idaho town where I grew up, it was so cold that we didn't even get snow days. School would only be canceled if it was twenty below zero (F) at six a.m., or if the nighttime snowfall was so heavy that the roads were closed.