Not that I don't appreciate the recognition, but was my picture chosen to head this post for any particular reason? This seems to happen fairly often...

@senselocke: ...I have no idea how that contests what I said.. Or even how it's relevant. I was talking about the, ahem, "Personal Assistant". What are YOU talking about?

What, have you sent Schoolgirl Mania off to the editor and started research for Cosplay Mania?

Plastic? Please, don't be so crude! That there's lovin'-grade silicone.

What about Sonic the Werehog? I never played Sonic Unleashed, but didn't he have stretchy limbs?

@MC Double Def DP: It took me about seventy-five hours to complete my first file. I explored literally everywhere.

I've probably skewed the stats for Brawl, City Folk and Radiant Dawn quite a bit... I have over two hundred hours logged in City Folk alone, according to the Nintendo Channel. TP and Brawl are each over one hundred, too.

Finger-picking? SO acoustic. Tooth-picking? Too Hendrix. TRUE metal lies in the ancient art of BEARD-PICKING.

Wow, my sister is really ahead of the times for a non-gamer... she showed this to me the day before yesterday!

@Aldur: I have a tiny laptop screen, so that's probably not the problem. Look closely at A and C, specifically in the bottom left corner. See the brown-gray thing? That's the dog. It's sleeping in C, sitting in B, and walking away from the camera next to the brown building on the right in D.

Everyone below says to look at the shadows, but I think that's a red herring. The shadows and birds are both immediately apparent, so the one not-so-obvious thing is more likely to be the real clue; in B, C and D, there's a dog sleeping by the fountain, then getting up, crossing the canal, and walking away.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Full frontal? :3

I think the most modern Zelda games are likely to get is something like steampunk. We already have steam-powered boats and trains, and complex mechanical devices like the hookshot, spinner and self-reloading crossbow. It's not too hard to imagine a game where Link starts out shoveling coal on a steam-powered airship,…

@ryanmurakami: I'm pretty sure that Play-Asia IS based in Hong Kong, but they're a third-party importer; any Wii systems or software they sell are imported from the US or Japan, so are counted as US or Japanese sales. While Nintendo can technically make money from console sales this way, they're not directly involved…

@searanox: Well, yeah. SMG is a fun, all gamers should have the opportunity to play it. iQue were going to release the Wii in China in 2008, but there hasn't been any new information on that since 2007, and iQue's only ever released handhelds, so the Wii may never get an official release in China.

Honestly, I don't have a problem with this. SMG is fun, and that looks fun. It can't possibly have a Nintendo-level amount of polish, but so long as it has USB controller support it should be enjoyable. It's not like we're going to get international copyright and patents to hold up in China any time soon, so for now…

Whoa, you can see the shape of their bodies! Their WHOLE bodies!! :0

This makes me want to break out in the seamless.

Does anyone else think that the quality of the hair's shape and coloring is quite a bit lower than the skin and clothing?

That second chart should replace the "it prints money" animated gif.