Since nez77 did it, I may as well. Here's my walkthrough for Insecticide, the least appreciated DS game of all time, which also contains profiles of characters, enemies, and weapons.

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That's the same day as the start of National Children's Book Week. Coincidene? I think not. #science

Poor guy'll have to break out the electronic dictionary... #daynote

Do the walkthroughs have to be completely original, written for the contest? The rules in this post say that they have to be your own work, and ideally complete walkthroughs, but not whether they can be something you've written in the past. #walkthrough

@iceache: Sweet, perjury for no real reason! That's a way to get famous! #modernwarfare2

@bleepsndrums: Yes, but has your beard won you a Kotaku contest?

@Fwiffo: The first step is to cast off your sanity; it's detrimental to beard growth. Before shaving everything above my cheekbones earlier this year, I'd lost my sanity enough to grow a FULL HEAD BEARD... you know, like a male lion has. #nightnote

BEARD! ALWAYS BEARD! BBEEEEEAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!

Freaking Pet Society fishing hole... I've wasted a few thousand coins worth of Rare Steak there, and still no piranha! #playfish

That's too easy, I say it anagrams to The Truth Can Omit No Vencenen. Yeah!

Coincidentally, Bonk has an enormous soft spot as well. #bonkbrinkofextinction

You know that I advocate making your own food; ground beef and cheddar cheese can be found locally, and the right kind of beans are probably available in import stores in the city... I don't know about flour tortillas, though. If it comes to it, you can always make your own, or bribe someone back in Texas. #nightnote

@fuchikoma: The inside of a taco is warm~~~ #nightnote

@Luke Plunkett: When you stop and think about it, Melanie is the REAL beard enthusiast... #fashion

Just watch, now that you've posted this they'll both want to go to Keio. #nightnote

So when are you starting your beard enthusiast clothing line? #fashion

The real question is, were they just assembled straight out of the box, or did real care go into them? #gundam

@Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: ...While I recognize what you said as English, I didn't understand any of that #bandhero

Am I the only one here who had never heard of Taylor Swift before that incident? #bandhero