@LionheartAce: A man can only know how women with large breasts feel when he goes out in public with a full beard.

@adoggz: The Legend of Zelda: The Viking Beard?

...aaand, done! I was lucky enough to have a costume prepared.

You forgot to mention, the proceeds from the auction are going to Child's Play.

Didn't you post the Mario one about a month ago? Guess I saw it somewhere else...

Seriously, this is anarchy! I can understand painted pennies being allowed, but the third place winner has clearly used dimes! This is not a Dime Arcade contest!

For the record, the votes didn't get dumped. The system wasn't accepting them from the time the gallery was made available to comments.

As a man with a very large full beard, I approve of this entry.

The Kotaku editors just don't proofread enough... Spring 2008??

A friend of mine in New Jersey sent me one of these!

@PsycheE:

What about people who live in apartments in the middle of the city and have no dirt to their name?

@glottis8: Each Kotaku editor is unique... personal stuff like this is what makes Kotaku great. On most sites you have to check who wrote a piece... but on Kotaku, I know a McWhertor article when I see one.

...That's.. that's lovely, Ashcraft. Glad you had a good day.

I got Mario Tennis Power Tour and X-Men Legends for two dollars each at a Best Buy clearance sale in 2006. I also recently got a Virtual Boy with three of the best games (Mario's Tennis, Wario Land, and Red Alert) for twenty.

Have fun, Bash!

@EloraHRanma: I like the tactile feedback of dice in my hand as much as the next guy, but the one in my Trivial Pursuit has a strange bias for the number six...

Huh... suddenly, my Trivial Pursuit Twentieth Anniversary Edition doesn't feel all that great anymore..

I have to wonder, why haven't the buildings they've shown been made of Lego(s)?

I agree with him... but LittleBigPlanet is going to be awesome and sell a ton of consoles, so we can wait a bit longer for the PS3's defining moment.