I'm so glad you approve. And ESPECIALLY if Judd Nelson approves. Thank you Johns Bender & Hughes.

Wait a minute, you don't think your neighbor is horrid enough to be a Neo-maxi Zoom Dweebie?

or wicked

um you didn't say "fuck" or "fuckin" NEARLY

say hello to yoah mutha for me

I like to pretend this picture is of someone else entirely.

If Marky Mark wasn't such a thundering pisswizard I'd be kinda happy for him.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

She sounds kind of breathless at times, like she can't get her lungs full. And there's a moment when her voice breaks as though something's in her throat. Could she be getting a cold or respiratory problem?

I have the WGCI radio version in my head where he shouts out the names of the DJs.

"Someday my prince will cum."