Yes, the solution to LAs traffic woes is encourage more car use. I think you have solved it.

Your comments are inaccurate. Plenty of people bike and more will join as Los Angeles creates a bigger grid of bike routes. We have the ability to create the most bicycle friendly city in the nation that will ultimately reduce cars on the road. We simply have to think big picture.

this is how easy it is for the robots to divide us

Obligatory shut-up-and-take-my-money Futurama reference? :)

I'm still pretty sure it's a good nature poke at me.

Okay that's it, I'm making a hairy-arm brush in Photoshop.