Oh Idris, we aren't sorry either.

Idris sounds like chocolate tastes...rawr! lol

Oh Idris, why do you gotta be so great? I can barely stand it. If I were to ever see you and a kitten, I would surely die, JUST DIIIIE.

Sorry, I'm a short, overweight white man with diabetes. I will never be Idris Elba.

Idris has responded!! He's not sorry!!!

Im sorry Im not a woman underneath Idris Elba.

On the one hand, they are adorable and this is hilarious.

Can Idris Elba get a TedTalk so he can teach these men HOW to be Idris Elba.

ROTFL

I would honestly give my left boob to sleep with any of those men, particularly Idris Elba and his accent. Swoon.

Lupita looks like an Oscar. She should've been on the cover by herself. Center and statuesque.

RROWRRR.

Let's post hot-ass pics of 'em:

There is so much sexy happening on this cover. Prowr!

Let's use this post to start posting pictures of Idris Elba

Yes, because a smart, strong woman hooking up with a brave, loyal good man is obviously stupid. What was Hermione thinking? Ron is POOR. And has a sense of humor. And a strong foundation of family. God Hermione is so STUPID.

Trierweiler has done her best to earn our schadenfreude, that's for sure. Have you read the Vanity Fair piece on her affair with Hollande and the way they treated Segolene Royal? While I tend to think that mistresses aren't responsible for breaking up relationships (they're not the ones who promised fidelity to a…