Sure, this is cute, but if I am going to fall for a disembodied voice it better sound like Alan Rickman. That man is 40 years my senior and I would. Oh yes, I would.

I'm from Latin America and my dad spent years getting our family legalized. We arrived legally, with proper work visas, but after Reagan's 1986 law suddenly our visas were not renewed, probably because we came from a country where it wasn't politically valuable to allow us to stay. We had to hire an immigration…

It's caused me a lot of pain and strife within my family, but I'm a Cuban American and proud Democrat (although to the left of most democrats). It's mostly generational (I was born in the mid 80s). While my parents and grandparents were pretty solidly conservative and stereotypical Miami Cubans, I notice a pretty even…

Dude, Jennifer Lawrence is great. She's an amazing actress and has a wonderful personality. Lupita should be getting more roles, I absolutely agree - but we don't have to take down one great woman to bring up another.

She's not the breakout star - she's the only cast member who's magazine cover worthy according to the fashion biz (i.e. she fits the samples) Lena is an anomaly but they do close up shots of her.

This chick is painfully boring. She reminds me of all the girls who wore Uggs and North Face in college and and are now *fashionistas* with PR jobs.

Including me, that makes at least two of us though they refuse to put us on the brochures.

Threesome?

I think this is funny b/c Teenage!Beyonce was a poor ass vocalist, so her being lead vocalist was always hilarious to me. It was only when they got older that Kelly and Beyonce's skill level split off, with Kelly plateauing and Beyonce getting a better vocal teacher.

Female police officer: Ma’am, it’s against city law to deface public property.
Samantha: This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman’s pussy.
Female police officer: Carry on, ma’am.

I know we all love Adam Scott (the actor) but Adam Scott (the golfer) is not only good-looking, rich and talented, but is reportedly a really good guy, too.

I watch golf now with my boyfriend. One of the reasons is Adam Scott. #noshame

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

It's an old and sometimes true cliché. The real old money is often land-rich but cash poor and don't give a fuck about clothes. Nothing to prove and no spare money for new duds.

That was me! Maybe other people said it too though.

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

This dude is super duper attractive. Do you think she'd mind if I borrow him for a little while?

I love that movie... O/T but another great Scando resistance film is "Max Manus"

I'm just gonna leave a hot ass picture of my hot ass red haired boyfriend here. Wearing a flower hair thing I put in his hair. <3