CheleBelle
CheleBelle
CheleBelle

I had a friend in CA who rented someone's separate garage. It was around the back of the house and they'd landscaped around it so they didn't park there anymore. It was a one car, so it pretty much fit his bed, his desk, a dresser, and a fridge. BUT they built a separate bathroom with the only entrance at the back of

Squat in the yard, I assume? I mean, they can't have you coming in the house. ;)

Shit into a bag and then throw it into the main house via a window. Aim for the bedroom.

Haha SORRY, she looks like she is having so much fun.

Gorgeous.

if i was this young, this rich and this hot, i would party precisely the way she does. (but no thanks chris brown)

The Romans would be proud.

OMG that top one. Is that a diamond?!?!

Wearing a bag of dicks has never been easier! Thanks, Kesha!

I saw this on Buzzfeed earlier, and it made my inner 12 year old giggle. I admit that I love Ke$ha, craziness and all and have tickets to her concert later this month. I already sent my BFF a link to the jewelry line, and suggested we get ourselves some dick earrings for the occasion.

I am an Internet Old (having been internetting since the mid-90s) and I remember seeing these eons ago. I just wish I could remember where because it was an awesome site. Oh well, it was probably on Geocities anyway.

Where's the zombie apocalypse when you actually need it?

This movie is just.....so white, Jesus Christmas Easter!

The Hindi word for vagina is a profanity

We use the word "History" loosely here.

Kola Boof is that you? ;)

In all fairness, there are only two kinds of births in the Japanese Imperial Family: boys, and disappointments :(