THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE. SHIRTLESS WITH A SMIRK.
The One True Finnick!!
NEVER FORGET!!!
Jesse will always be the true Finnick!
Welp.
Let's go ahead and get the "Shirtless Jesse Williams" thread started...
Oh my god, I'm down with this. DOWN.
If he were cast as her P&R on-screen love interest, the Interwebs might explode in an orgasm of joy.
The level on which I want to believe this is a for-real romance borders on the insane. Retta is gorgeous and sexy and amazing, so is Alcide. I want them to make amazing, funny babies who can sing opera.
Old Magneto and Young Magneto? Slash-ficcers' hearts probably went a-flutter at his comment.
Also from the Vulture story:
Oh Ian McKellan. If I were Michael Fassbender, I'd give in.
Fatniss Everdeen
I am fucking dying right now. Can I use this? Actually, fuck you and your permission; I'm going to use it liberally.
Dagmara's comment is especially funny/interesting because they got together when she was an underwear model/actress and now she's had some kids and settled into her body and is clearly comfortable with it (and she looks fantastic either way). The point being: when women stop being objects, and men stop treating them…
Trayvon's dad breaks my heart. He looks so deeply, profoundly broken.
I would like them to explain when they actually came to the conclusion that Zimmerman was no longer attempting to chase down and confront Martin? Because as far as I know Zimmerman wasn't returning to his car, he was still looking for Martin, still stalking him, still attempting to confront him.
Jimmy Kimmel is a known prankster, so I love this. I guffawed. I hope the bride was in on it. Mostly I like that he and Gabby are close enough friends that she was invited to his wedding in the first place. That's awesome! (And I hope she made Howard Stern uncomfortable by her very presence.)