or "penis"

If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected, / no matter the body count or the children affected.

Exactly! She doesn't even know she's a she yet. Let her enjoy her few months of true gender neutrality before the harsh realities made her want to crawl back into your healing womb.

God forbid someone think your baby girl is a boy. People are fucked up. Look at that baby. All it wants to do is sleep and eat. Dressing her up like furniture in an Anthropologie catalog is beyond the pale. If evolution were just a little smarter, she'd still be in your damned womb, developing the skills to lift her…

How will your baby survive if she goes a month or two without everyone knowing she's a girl?

Hillary Rodham Clinton is a boss.

Hot damn, the White House Correspondents' Dinner!

Congrats to Kerry and Nnamdi. So much more refreshing than those celebrities that have the long engagements and keep everyone guessing when the date will be. Will they? Won't they? (coughAnistonTherouxJoliePittcough). Just proves there are ways to get married privately without fanfare surrounded by the people who mean…

People say that lots of things change when you get married. In my experience, everything's the same. (9 months married)

I never shat as hard as I shat when I ate a Big Mac after 7 years of vegetarianism. True story.

Yeah, she says it totally weird, but I get it. She has admitted to smoking cigs, and as far as I can remember, she's no teetotaler when it comes to alcohol and weed. So her body is just not OK with fast food. Mine either!

"It was like putting gasoline in a purified system."

Can we talk about Teyonah Parris as Girl of the Day in Maxim with her natural do?! Well, I can't (gotta go to work), but y'all can! I know male gaze and blah, blah, but it's awesome to see a dark-skinned black woman with kinky hair seen as sexy and desirable.

Who run the world? LEOS

This. Her exact reason for the not living in a post-racial (racist) society is exactly why I hate it when people say "I'm color blind! Everyone is the same to me! :)" No. I'm not the same as you, and you should try to accept that.

Kerry Washington is a beautiful angel sent from heaven to make all of us better people. I'm sure of it.

Zoe Saldana needs to take notes from Kerry re how to talk about race.

The only thing I eat is food. Ask my wife.