I bought my house less than a year ago.

Currently similar houses without our Columbia river views are going for nearly 30k more than we paid for ours.

That’s insane.

Hey, Vietnam worked out SPLENDIDLY for us.

But I eat collards on the regular :(

For a moment I was wondering, did he forget to load rubber bullets?

Like that was almost a Leeroy Jenkins moment. Tons of planning about what to do. Then she exits the vehicle and some one just shoots right away. It didn’t look to me she was even on steady feet after exiting.

Also, I dunno if you have run into this particular type of gun person but at what point did, “I like and own a lot of guns” become central to a persons identity?

The fucking 2nd amendment never meant what we currently debate about it but for fucks sake, if your identity is “owns gun” you’re the worst.

Guys, you can learn and get certified for CPR in like an afternoon. Theres plenty of time after that to , I dunno, push for common sense gun laws.

It means if black people go to war with the Central Powers, we whites will aid you in your struggle.

Guys, I don’t see color.

I’m literally color blind :(

Lots of people have both?

Hey, time to force him out with a golden parachute then!

Would you like to invest in my guillotine company?

I think it basically means they spend all day throwing shit up on Fox News and listening to Rush.

hahahaha no.

Ya know, I was thinking of getting into deportation catapults but I misread the market. I’m kicking myself now. 

Listen, I’ve got rougly 150 guillotines sitting on about 5 acres that I’ve built. I’ve had a devil of a time unloading them. I mean, what does it take to get you people out in the streets?

Buy now folks while the market isn’t dictating the price because at this level of apathy I have to sell them at pennies on the…

Personally as a teacher, I’m all on board for a national strike. Fuck it. Lets go whole hog and start addressing some of the issues we haven’t addressed in decades.

Part of the issue with teacher pay is that over the years the insurance we pay for has been increasingly foisted back upon the teacher as opposed to the state. I’m slowly making less money over time as my insurance costs are put on me.

The increase in insurance premiums paid by teachers often off set any raises or at…

This is basically a large portion of the so called “left” now. They’d rather play who is more “woke” than make actual change. In fact, most of them are just shit eating internet warriors so it’s rather moot anyway.

Would this include doctors and pharma people? If so, I’m on board.

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