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Something I mentioned before, I’m not sure the GOP has thought this through very well. They are talking about arming A UNION OF SOCIALIST THUGS WHO ARE INDOCTRINATING AMERICAN YOUTH WITH COMMUNISM.

I mean, I’m all for having an armed teaching force for the coming revolution.

Ya know.
The police misidentify objects carried by people all the time and shoot them dead. Wallets, phones, what ever.

Am I, as a teacher, now supposed to make a split second choice when I see a kid reaching into his backpack and I see him pulling out something I think could be a gun?

I mean it would really make

Except many teachers have been human shields. Fuck that guy.

According the the GOP, teachers are incompetent layabouts who are using their union to strangle America but at the same time they want to arm us all because I’m competent enough to shoot a dude in a packed school hallway.

His neck begs for the guillotine.

Guys, this is clearly what the founder meant when they mentioned well-regulated militia.


I’d like to again say that we should be splashing the images of broken bodies on billboards and in newspapers.

If we are to do nothing about guns, we should have to look at the aftermath and really see what we have created due to our inaction.

2nd graders with gaping bullet wounds and looks of fear frozen on their

I got blank stares from my teaching co-workers when I said we shouldn’t be teaching the watered down MLK history. Dude was a radical and was pushing the inequality of income and opportunity that we are STILL dealing with today.

I want my kids to realize this man had righteous anger for the American economic system, as

Beaches suck. Coastal wilderness is where its at.


Guys, I studied Special Education in college. I didn’t know I could have majored in “child of billionaire.”

Stupid liberal arts.

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I wanted to travel but I didn’t want to be a dick head about it and post pictures of myself with impoverished kids to virtue signal.

I traded on my white skin and ability to speak English and my teaching certification to be a dancing monkey for kids in ESL schools.

I’m making less money now as a Special Education

I wanted to travel but I didn’t want to be a dick head about it and post pictures of myself with impoverished kids to virtue signal.

I traded on my white skin and ability to speak English and my teaching certification to be a dancing monkey for kids in ESL schools.

I’m making less money now as a Special Education

See when I took off after college, I just took a job in Asia to drink with no actual aspirations or premise of doing good work.

We want to corner the vintage market for the hip young professional radical.

Hey guys, I just started a Guillotine company. We go public next week.

Oh no I agree.

I’m a special education teacher and I KNOW I’d be worse of under a private system. I don’t get paid what I’m worth now but I’m CERTAINLY not going to reap the benefits of free market capitalism when they just stick everyone in front of an online classroom.

When you say private just go all out and say “private religious” because thats basically the entire con here.

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